There is hope!

I start a new job this morning and have been battling postpartum migraines as my hormones even out again. I needed all the sleep I could get last night. Well, guess who slept until five am, then had a bottle and is still asleep now at 6:30 am!!?!?!!! My never slept through the night six month old!!!

Looks like maybe I’ll survive this after all.

Annoyed as fuck but can’t pinpoint why, which leaves me feeling even more annoyed as fuck.

Thug moves. #latergram #movieinthepark #wedidntlastlong #socold

Thug moves. #latergram #movieinthepark #wedidntlastlong #socold

Just threw my breast pump on Facebook for free because no shame. Also, it’s only six months old and I don’t want to throw a perfectly good machine away. Please someone take it.

We’re so bad at sex and then we wonder why women aren’t like, really aggressive about sex. We think it’s cause they don’t have as much desire as we do. That’s how stupid men are, that we think ‘they’re just weird, women are like fucked up in the head cause they don’t wanna just fuck all the time. If I was a women, I’d just fuck everybody. Why don’t they wanna fuck all the time? I do.’ Of course you do, cause when you fuck, you get to fuck a woman! When she fucks, she has to fuck a guy! Wildly different experiences. For a man, 100% of the time, it’s the greatest thing that ever happened in his entire life. For a woman, about 40% of the time, when she’s being fucked by a guy, she’s thinking ‘I’ll get over this in a week. It’s not the worst thing. I’m not gonna cry this time.’


“Another thing that proves how bad men are at sex is that after sex, you’re looking at two very different people. The man just wants to lay there, be cool and the woman wants to cuddle … ‘Why is she so NEEDY?’ She’s not needy you idiot, she’s horny, because you did nothing for her. YOU DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. HER PUSSY IS ON FIRE BECAUSE IT’S GONE UNFUCKED COMPLETELY. Of course you’re fine, you climbed on and went ‘KFHGSKG’ and rolled off. And she’s on you because she’s like ‘WH-at SOMETHING ELSE HAS TO HAPPEN, THIS IS BULLSHIT!!’ If you fuck a woman well, she will LEAVE YOU ALONE. ‘Thanks a lot buddy, zzzzz.’

— Oh, Louis CK, advocate for the female orgasm. (via light-thematch)

(via zebradontcare)